when you get to be wise and
old and thirty (haha) you begin to realize that the people who know you, even
if it feels like it’s only been a short while, REALLY know you. so for your
30th, you receive gifts that are so perfectly suited for you that you think you
picked them out yourself. Like a Pantone luggage tag. Or a whimsical unicorn
card that says “unbelievable.” Or a polaroid camera. And they’re all blue!
I love my friends.